February 2012
1 post
“The ultimate inspiration is the deadline.”
– Nolan Bushnell
January 2012
1 post
clientsfromhell:
Client: The text is not black enough.
Me: It is set as ‘Black’ in the style sheet….
Client: Ok, but can you make it blacker than that black?
Me: Hold on, I’ll try something. Give me an hour.
I went to lunch.
Me: Okay, can you refresh your browser now?
Client: Yes, thats better, thanks.
August 2011
1 post
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July 2011
1 post
May 2011
0 posts
“We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be...”
– The Four Quartets, T.S. Eliot
April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
3 posts
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
6 posts
“A master in the art of living draws no sharp distinction between his work and...”
– Lawrence Pearsall Jacks
I once heard of an experiment that was done with a group of chimpanzees. These chimps were placed in an enclosure that had a pole in the center. On top of the pole was a platform that had a treat on it (bananas or something). Whenever one of the chimps would try to climb the pole to get at the treat, the researchers would hit the group of chimps on the ground with water from a hose. Eventually, if...
December 2010
3 posts
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the...”
– Erma Bombeck
November 2010
4 posts
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.”
– James Goldsmith
http://youarenotsosmart.com/2010/10/27/procrastinat... →
October 2010
4 posts
“History doesn’t repeat itself but it does rhyme.”
– Mark Twain
September 2010
8 posts
Pocketful Of Dough - Tips On Tipping →
Eagle And The Worm - All I Know
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.”
– Mike Tyson
Manny: "Huh, look, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, look, look, look Bernard, Bernard, Bernard look, look, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard!"
Bernard: "WHAT?"
Manny: "Look! I'm a prostitute robot from the future!"
August 2010
10 posts
Cee-Lo Green - Fuck You
"Stop trying to be cool: it is stifling." →
:'(
imaweird:
July 2010
5 posts
